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GREAT pickup line. I'm a genius! [Apr. 18th, 2006|07:36 pm]
Amanda
[Current Mood |confused*whistles*]

"My fertile crescent becomes self-irrigating at the mere thought of you!"

Take THAT, Mesopotamians! I SMITE thee.
Mmmmm. The seductive joys of the irrigation process...

Ok. I'm done being sick as hell now :D
Please don't kill me...
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[User Picture]From: xalolo
2006-04-18 07:50 pm (UTC)
oh lets not even get into farming jokes.


....hoe.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-18 09:10 pm (UTC)
lmao. Oh yes indeed...farming. Let's reap the hoes!
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[User Picture]From: thedarkcrystal
2006-04-19 11:09 am (UTC)
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

(vomits)
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
Yay! Either the pickup line worked, or you're not a fan of agriculture.
Though, I do hope you have recovered!
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[User Picture]From: rewhite
2006-04-20 06:34 am (UTC)
.........Can't........resist............NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

In ault country, we use goht!
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-21 05:18 pm (UTC)
Nuuuuuu! Did you die? A very painful sexy death?

Let's hope you don't use goht for THAT particular irrigation work! lol.
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