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THE BEST POLL IN THE HISTORY OF POLLS! (I'm also insane) [Apr. 22nd, 2006|10:16 pm]
Amanda
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This is what Amandas lay in bed writing when they need something to keep their mind off head-splitting migraines. I suggest you try it.
Please give your friendly opinions...with STYLE!

Poll #715298 A Friendly Customer Service Poll!

On a scale of 1 to 5, what is your gender?

Mean: 4.00 Median: 4 Std. Dev 1.21
1
1(9.1%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(18.2%)
4
3(27.3%)
5
5(45.5%)

Cheese: animal, vegetable or mineral?

Animal
2(20.0%)
Vegetable
0(0.0%)
Mineral
1(10.0%)
Vegetanimal
1(10.0%)
Animineral
2(20.0%)
Mintable
2(20.0%)
Animinertable!
2(20.0%)

Which customer service suggestions are most valuable for the future of our Amanda?

Bedpost.
0(0.0%)
Public badgerings!
1(10.0%)
Soul Man
0(0.0%)
Spontaneity
1(10.0%)
To stop handing out surveys of this nature
0(0.0%)
Roast beef
2(20.0%)

If you walked past a building and found out it was mine, you would most likely think:

"Shiiiiny...."
3(30.0%)
"Wow, she's really let herself go!"
0(0.0%)
"Nice chest--made out of valeur, no doubt!"
2(20.0%)
"Damn bureaucracy..."
0(0.0%)
"Life is but a deep, black meaningless voooooid..."
0(0.0%)
"That dog has a puffy tail!!" *chases*
5(50.0%)

What would you like served with your tea?

Bodies of deceased teabags, and their WRAPPERS!
1(10.0%)
That one guy from Saturday Night Live...
1(10.0%)
*BUMP BUMP BUMP*
0(0.0%)
Twinkies--bountiful twinkies, stuffed full of cream.
3(30.0%)
Sugar from my pocket
0(0.0%)
Shirley Temple!
1(10.0%)

Do you like me?

Mm. Steak.
2(20.0%)
Yes--I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!
4(40.0%)
No. You're my deepest, darkest nightmare. The sight of your entries fills me with a terror that is blacker than night and older than time itself. *shudder*
0(0.0%)
For the last time, you're alright. Now stop asking!
0(0.0%)
*glares* I DON'T like you.
0(0.0%)
You're the GREATESTESTEST!!
2(20.0%)
I find you to be a good friend/person/etc.
1(10.0%)
...you make me want to cry!
1(10.0%)

Has Amanda's journal been servicing your virtual needs in an adequate fashion?

Please leave a suggestion as to how we could improve our quality of excellence in the future.

Please describe the most orgasmically intellectual moment you have experienced while in the company of this journal.

Colours! Why?

Because they're COLOURS!
0(0.0%)
My walrus likes to eat it for dinner.
4(40.0%)
I feel something fuzzy....is it my gerbil?
0(0.0%)
Photons. Wavelengths. FREQUENCIES!
4(40.0%)
I think that on the inside there is no black or white. Only...shades of grey!
0(0.0%)
Because the happy rainbow people make them!
2(20.0%)

Would you like me to stop?

Oh God, make her stop!! *writhe* *spaz*
0(0.0%)
Naw. I've rather enjoyed this.
3(30.0%)
You've touched me in ways I've never been touched before....
1(10.0%)
No--DON'T STOP!!!
2(20.0%)
You're worrying me, Amanda.
1(10.0%)
Um. Yes? No? MAYBE??!.....*head explodes*
3(30.0%)
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2006-04-22 10:49 pm (UTC)
That probably is the best poll I've ever taken. Did you think of it all yourself?
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-23 06:58 am (UTC)
Thank you! Though, I regret to inform you that several of your awesome polls have left my silly little poll in the dust :P
And yes! Except for the first question...Ari thought of that one a while back, thankfully. And, I must not forget that much of it is filled with (or derived from) a variety of quotes from a variety of sources, said by a variety of people...yes. They just do well calling this poll home.
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[User Picture]From: thickerthanair
2006-04-22 11:32 pm (UTC)
hahahahah
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-23 07:13 am (UTC)
Yes! I had so very much fun with this :)
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[User Picture]From: glacier_kitty
2006-04-23 08:32 am (UTC)
That was AWESOME!
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-23 09:34 am (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it--I certainly enjoyed the randomness of writing it :P
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[User Picture]From: davidkevin
2006-04-23 09:57 am (UTC)


Oops -- I'm half-asleep, and clicked the wrong radio button.

Change "To stop handing out surveys of this nature" to "Public badgerings!"

Sorry.

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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-24 01:08 pm (UTC)
lol, it's quite alright. I can't count the number of times I've done similar things.
Thanks for taking it, and I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
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From: camillesantiago
2006-04-23 10:31 am (UTC)
Yes--I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!

O_O That reminded me of Miroku from Inu-Yasha. Um, "Can you bear my children?"

xD Thanks.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-04-24 01:06 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm. Children...
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From: camillesantiago
2006-04-24 03:34 pm (UTC)
o_O Are you ok?
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