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And we all had a jolly good laugh... [May. 5th, 2006|05:08 pm]
Amanda
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Dorms! Kean has done away with the single-room option for the fall. Which means that, as a non-freshman, I will be housed in an apartment style, co-ed dorm with three other people.
I'd found this out earlier this week and sent out the application (hopefully on time), but that got me to thinking "oh no! What options do I have?"
Well, let's see:
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**AMANDA'S POSSIBLE DORMMATES**
a) GIRLS. Most girls my age either:
--1) Absolutely HATE me,
--2) Compete with me nonstop,
--3) Pretend I'm not there,
--4) Taunt and belittle me,
--or...
--5) Have nothing going on upstairs.
b) GUYS. Most guys my age either:
--1) Absolutely HATE me,
--2) Are really jerky and stuck-up,
--3) Want to get into my apparently alluring pants,
--4) Are party-bound drunks with deflated intelligence,
or...
--5) Are not Ari White.
c) BUT! Ooooo...most GAY GUYS my age are nice and friendly and non-threatening! They don't try to compete with me like girls do, and they don't have "alterior motives" like guys do. I've had sooo many great gay friends over the years. Could I possibly get a room with at least one, rather than one threatening girl and two jerky guys? Huh--could I, pretty please?

If I had written "Homosexual male" under the Roommate Request section, do you think they would have honored me? I know the requests have to be mutual, but you never know...someone else could very well have requested that a "Requestor of Homosexual Male" live with them...riiiiight?
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(and yes, I'm only half-joking.)
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-05-05 09:34 pm (UTC)
--5) Are not Ari White.

So, true. Or worse try to act like him, and try to "steal" you away.
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From: camillesantiago
2006-05-05 09:35 pm (UTC)
That was me -.-
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-07 07:32 am (UTC)
PHEW! I thought it was another creepy anonymous pervert fr a second there. Especially with that subject matter.
*hugs the Mary*
But yes...that would suuuuuck ass, and those sorts of things seem to happen way too often for my liking.
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From: camillesantiago
2006-05-07 02:18 pm (UTC)
Lol, I thought I was logged in. xD
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[User Picture]From: pseudolollipop
2006-05-06 03:53 pm (UTC)
I hate girls.
Good luck getting in with people who won't suck. Seriously, you might be pleasantly surprised though.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-07 07:30 am (UTC)
Thank you! I think I'm gonna need that luck. And yeah, I may very well love who I'm with. I don't know how people act in dorms, but they may be nicer than usual if they're needing to live with someone for months. I'll soon find out, regardless...the "finding out" is what's scaring me a bit, lol. It will be done soon I hope.
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[User Picture]From: pseudolollipop
2006-05-07 10:49 am (UTC)
well, I live in a dorm, and yeah, you do restrain yourself when you have to live with someone for months. And if you can't well, that's when you request a room change. Like, I'm kind of a bitch, but I've been relatively nice in the dorms. ha ha.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-08 02:42 pm (UTC)
That's good to hear! I hope my roommates willbe as understanding as you :P
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