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I really wanna make this into a comic strip. [May. 8th, 2006|06:12 pm]
Amanda
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THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is what goes through Amanda's mind when she's been studying Biology for waaaaaay too long. Enjoy! :D
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SHE: I approve of the way your phenotypic traits express themselves. Somehow, they appeal to my instinctual urge to procreate.
HE: Well I'm male, and you're female...
SHE: *gasp!*..and since we're members of the same species...
HE: ...we have the potential to produce viable, fertile offspring! No reproductive barriers shall stand in our way!!
SHE: It was meant to be... Ohh, how I long to test out the superb evolutionary advantage of sexual reproduction, with you!!
HE: I will help to ensure that our offspring survive to adulthood (and therefore pass on our gametes to the next generation through genetic recombination). Dear, a part of us will live on, forever....
SHE: Ohhh, yes! We must make sure that natural selection acts in our favor! We must ensure that our own unique combinations of nucleotides do not leave the gene pool!!
HE: Plus, the physical act of genetic recombination certainly is an enjoyable activity.
SHE: Awwwwwww, I LOVE it when you talk dirty ;)
[They now genetically recombine (hubba hubba).]

THE END (w00t).
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[User Picture]From: pseudolollipop
2006-05-08 06:53 pm (UTC)
hahahaha. you're funny. :-D
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-12 06:39 am (UTC)
Thank you!! I loved making this so much...I'm glad you can appreciate it too :)
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From: camillesantiago
2006-05-08 10:47 pm (UTC)
If you want, I can have Jen look at it, and ask her about making it into one. Or I can try to. Lol, after finals.

That was great. xD
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-12 06:38 am (UTC)
By all means, you have my permission :)
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[User Picture]From: raven89
2006-05-09 05:42 pm (UTC)
That made me laugh a lot. I love the fact that I understood it all as well. <3 Higher Biology!
xx
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-12 06:36 am (UTC)
Hehe, I'm glad it could make you laugh! I was like, hysterical as I was writing it. The phrases kept forcefully pushing their way into being, and then I would laugh even more...yeah. I'm glad no one else was home at the time :P And yeah, Biology is love.
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[User Picture]From: dust_entropy
2006-05-11 12:52 am (UTC)
Rotf. :'D Good god. Please do!
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-12 06:34 am (UTC)
Thank you, and I will try to! The only problem is that I can't frickin' draw, lol. But maybe if I employed someone who could.
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