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One day, I will jive the wombat. [May. 10th, 2006|03:17 pm]
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Once upon a time there has a young PROFESSOR named ECTHELION. He was HAPPILY NOTHING in the INTRIGUING forest when he met SADDENING ISILDUR, a run-away BLACKSMITH from the NAUSEATING Queen MINUET.


ECTHELION could see that SADDENING ISILDUR was hungry so he reached into his ARSE and give him his CONFUSING BAKLAVA. SADDENING ISILDUR was thankful for ECTHELION's BAKLAVA, so he told ECTHELION a very HAPPY story about Queen MINUET's daughter FIMBRETHIL. How her mother, the NAUSEATING Queen MINUET, kept her locked away in a BOOKSTORE protected by a gigantic WOMBAT, because FIMBRETHIL was so SHINY.


ECTHELION SLEW. He vowed to SADDENING ISILDUR the BLACKSMITH that he would save the SHINY FIMBRETHIL. He would JIVE the WOMBAT, and take FIMBRETHIL far away from her eveil mother, the NAUSEATING Queen MINUET, and MELT her.


Then, all of the sudden, there was a SEXPLOSIVE EVOLUTION and SADDENING ISILDUR the BLACKSMITH began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOMBAT from his story. NAUSEATING Queen MINUET BLEW out from behind a CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK and struck ECTHELION dead. In the far off BOOKSTORE you could hear a WOWOOWOOOOO!.


THE END.



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[User Picture]From: glacier_kitty
2006-05-10 03:33 pm (UTC)

Once upon a time there has a young HISTORIAN named LUCA. He was SLOWLY NOTHING in the SHINY forest when he met EPIC FABIO, a run-away SWORDMASTER from the AMAZING Queen MORGAN.


LUCA could see that EPIC FABIO was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his SQUEAKY BURRITOS. EPIC FABIO was thankful for LUCA's BURRITOS, so he told LUCA a very RUSTY story about Queen MORGAN's daughter AURORA. How her mother, the AMAZING Queen MORGAN, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic DRAGON, because AURORA was so CLEAN.


LUCA SANG. He vowed to EPIC FABIO the SWORDMASTER that he would save the CLEAN AURORA. He would SING the DRAGON, and take AURORA far away from her eveil mother, the AMAZING Queen MORGAN, and HEADBANG her.


Then, all of the sudden, there was a DIRTY RAIN and EPIC FABIO the SWORDMASTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DRAGON from his story. AMAZING Queen MORGAN ROSE UP out from behind a CARILLON and struck LUCA dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a RINGING.


THE END.


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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-10 05:09 pm (UTC)
OMG...that's GREAT!! *looooooves this thing to death*
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-05-12 06:30 am (UTC)
I hate to say this, but yours was like, ten thousand times more perfect than mine. That is, if something can be "more perfect", or perfect at all for that matter...
That thing's great :)
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