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Cookie Monster has been BRAINWASHED!! [Aug. 8th, 2006|10:59 pm]
Amanda
You know how Cookie Monster is now telling kids, "A cookie is a sometimes snack!" and all such related scariness? Well, I think he's being forced to say it. Would the REAL Cookie Monster ever possess such abominable opinions? He loves cookies too much to let them go. And now, I know why (dundun DUUN!):
Worshippers of the Unbearable Atkins Religion have kidnapped Cookie Monster, taken him to their lair, and BRAINWASHED him!!
It's all a top-secret plot to destroy the world's precious cookie deposits entirely. Next they'll replace all bakeries' flour supplies with ground celery. I know what they're plotting, and Cookie Monster was the last straw. We must save him! Who's with me??

(I'm feeling better, as you can tell. Now I'm off to watch Moulin Rouge with my Ari and eat COOKIES!).
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[User Picture]From: palmer_kun
2006-08-09 03:58 am (UTC)
I have nothing productive to say.

So just look at my icon.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-08-09 02:27 pm (UTC)
*melts from the ultimate greatness of that icon.*
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[User Picture]From: mrfantastico
2006-08-09 03:08 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA

Awesome
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[User Picture]From: mrfantastico
2006-08-09 03:07 pm (UTC)
YES!

AND ALSO SCIENTOLOGY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT..

...JUST BECAUSE SCIENTOLOGY IS FULL OF CRAZYNESS AND EVIL..

OOOO DID YOU EVER SEE THE VIDEO OF COOKIE MONSTER ON MARTHA STEWART??
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-08-12 01:15 pm (UTC)
They are Atkins Worshipping Scientologist wackos!!! And yes. Scientology=shudderness.
No, no I did not!
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[User Picture]From: mrfantastico
2006-08-12 07:47 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2006-08-10 08:31 am (UTC)
I say let's kill him and start over with another cookie lover. Scooby Doo's looking for work
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-08-12 12:59 pm (UTC)
But Scooby Doo want's SCOOBY SNACKS, not cookies!
Cookie MOnster is an integral addition to the world.
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[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2006-08-12 05:19 pm (UTC)
With some brainwashing and a cattleprod to the privates, Scooby will be craving anything we tell him to
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-08-14 01:59 pm (UTC)
Are you one of them?? Noooooooooo...*jumps out window*
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