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MURDER!! [Jan. 19th, 2006|07:05 pm]
Amanda
[Current Mood |amusedWow. This rant felt good!!]

By the end of today I felt like strangling people. As soon as I couldn't separate myself from vivid, complex fantasies of encasing hostile customers in shrinkwrap and leaving them overnight, I knew it was time to go home. Was planning on working 14 hours and taking advantage of excessive overtime pay, but just couldn't do it anymore! Had to leave after 10.
Must stop thinking about it though. All those hostile customers!...people asking the same questions over and over!...or people who come in to get their books on frickin' THURSDAY and complain about there being no used books left (THERE WERE PLENTY HERE FOR THE PAST FOUR WEEKS, COULDN'T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THEM BEFORE NOW or at the very least UNDERSTAND why we don't have any more??)!...countless students saying the bookstore stinks, and we're ripping them off, and the it's so confusing, and we never have anything they need!....JUST STOP IT!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH WE WORKED TO GET IT THE WAY IT IS?? IF ANYTHING, BLAME 20% OF THE PROFESSORS FOR TURNING IN THEIR TEXTBOOK REQUESTS THREE MONTHS AFTER THE DUE DATE (or, adding and removing books two days into the semester!), OR THE PUBLISHERS FOR UPDATING THE EDITIONS EVERY TWO SECONDS!! GRR....stop blaming us, stop blaming me! I know how it works, can you at least believe me and stop the constant harrassment?? We wait for others' cooperation, and if it doesn't come we're powerless! And while you're at it, STOP WALKING AWAY WITH OUR COURSE TAGS, YOUR CLASSMATES FRICKIN' NEED THOSE TO FIND THEIR BOOKS!!!!!

*seethes* Ugh, UGH. Wanna know what I realized today? Murderous fantasies are 1000 times more pleasurable than sexual fantasies, on days like today. If only I had a nice, malleable punching bag...
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[User Picture]From: mrfantastico
2006-01-19 07:32 pm (UTC)
*Huuugs*

Oh my dear Amanda...

Welcome to customer service...

Have a complimentary machete..
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-01-22 07:18 am (UTC)
Mmmm, macheeeete...... :)
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From: camillesantiago
2006-01-19 07:43 pm (UTC)
Lol... walk away with the course tags?! That so stupid. And, I feel sorry for the people who don't have their book till Febuary since it won't be published by thwn. Hon, I share your pain, because I see it happening with my own eyes. =[ I'm glad actually that I was able to pick up the solutions manual for my math class, and it was the LAST one.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-01-22 07:17 am (UTC)
Yes!! Though, the professor knew that it wasn't being made till Februrary and went ahead with the order anyway. Hence, we're being harrassed by nursing students who think we can pull a book they don't yet need out of our asses to make them happy.
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[User Picture]From: mrfantastico
2006-01-19 09:59 pm (UTC)

This will make you feel better...GUARANTEED!

http://cutestbunnyrabbitever.ytmnd.com/

Turn on your sound for extra cuteness...or maybe the sound will terrify you...BUT LOOKIT THE PICTURE!!!
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-01-22 07:15 am (UTC)

Re: This will make you feel better...GUARANTEED!

So cute! Strangely enough, looks like Axl when she was a little fluffball. Even has the black eyes like she did. And it even has the same favourite food...my great-grandmother's crocheting! :D
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[User Picture]From: rewhite
2006-01-24 05:42 am (UTC)
Murderizing customers isn't good for business.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-01-29 07:50 am (UTC)
Amen to that. But then again, if no one ever notices they're gone...mwahahahahahaa!! Shrinkwrap keeps them fresh for days till we can find a place for them...
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