|This is hilarious!
||[Aug. 29th, 2003|06:22 pm]
nce upon a time there has a young ENVIRONMENTALIST named ECTHELION. He was ME RUNNING in the WHINY forest when he met CONDESCENDING EDRICK, a run-away CONSERVATIONIST from the BEAUTIFUL Queen ELORA.
ECTHELION could see that CONDESCENDING EDRICK was hungry so he reached into his VASE and give him his FUN PASTA. CONDESCENDING EDRICK was thankful for ECTHELION's PASTA, so he told ECTHELION a very WEIRD story about Queen ELORA's daughter AMANDA. How her mother, the BEAUTIFUL Queen ELORA, kept her locked away in a GAZEBO protected by a gigantic ELEPHANT, because AMANDA was so GEEKY.
ECTHELION SANG. He vowed to CONDESCENDING EDRICK the CONSERVATIONIST that he would save the GEEKY AMANDA. He would LAUGH the ELEPHANT, and take AMANDA far away from her eveil mother, the BEAUTIFUL Queen ELORA, and JUMP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FLOWERY EARTHQUAKE and CONDESCENDING EDRICK the CONSERVATIONIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ELEPHANT from his story. BEAUTIFUL Queen ELORA CAST out from behind a SPOON and struck ECTHELION dead. In the far off GAZEBO you could hear a MEOW.
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