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SEX.... [Feb. 6th, 2006|07:16 am]
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...and awesome pickup lines!! I've been compiling a list of them. So far I have these:

"I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"Hey baby, let's share a common front."
"Wanna play D&D? I'm the only ruggedly handsome half-elf who can do a flank attack all by himself ;)"
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
"How many licks does it take to get to your creamy center? Just one, but I won't stop there ;)"
"I haven't been feeling myself lately. Maybe I'm you?"
"I think it's time you had an oil change. Mind if I check your fluids?"
"TO THE ORGASMOBILE--my BUICK CENTURY!!" (haha, not really a pickup line but you just know it had to go in here)
"You're beautiful baby and so am I, so you know, we have a lot in common so..."
"I wanna massage your faaaace..."
"Is your wife into photography? Candid photography??"
"Darn, this jacket doesn't fit. Mind if I try you on for size?"
"Wanna ride on my magic bus?"

(Ok ok, so I only made a couple of these myself. The rest have been...borrowed from and/or expanded on from various sources/people. And yes, I'm a sick sick dork who's obviously into other sick sick dorks.)
Any awesome pickup lines you wish to share?

From: tiwanta
2006-02-06 08:15 am (UTC)
I like to strangle people during sex, c'mere lemme see if my hands fit.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-06 08:53 am (UTC)
lol...that's a very specialized one!
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[User Picture]From: palmer_kun
2006-02-06 09:02 am (UTC)
I've always been fond of "Nice tits, wanna fuck?"
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-06 03:09 pm (UTC)
lmao. It's so blunt, it's beautiful!
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[User Picture]From: pieni
2006-02-06 12:39 pm (UTC)
Hehe, I've always liked the "I lost my number, can I have yours?" one.

I once found a pickup line generator online, and I remember one of its suggestions was "Hi, I'm drunk".

(I wonder why they had a disclaimer that the lines might not have the desired effect...)
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-06 03:04 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!!! That would be so awesome to say to someone :P
Do you remember the URL for that one? (If not, it's ok lol)
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[User Picture]From: pieni
2006-02-06 03:15 pm (UTC)
I googled for a little while, but can't seem to find the very one I'm thinking of (I think it was a part of the once awesome, nowadays dead-and-gone TheSpark.com, anyway.). I did find one over at Blogthings though, here. :)
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-06 06:07 pm (UTC)
Thanks for trying! That one's neat, but it won't let you refresh it for a new outcome! Nuuuuuuuu...lol
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[User Picture]From: glacier_kitty
2006-02-06 02:26 pm (UTC)
"How many licks does it take to get to your creamy center? Just one, but I won't stop there ;)"

I've heard that one before...
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-06 03:02 pm (UTC)
Yep, I posted it a while back :P
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[User Picture]From: thedarkcrystal
2006-02-07 01:41 am (UTC)
Wanna ride on my magic bus?
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-07 05:46 am (UTC)
OMG yes!! I can't believe I forgot that one.
*adds it all quick-like*
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[User Picture]From: fourcorners
2006-02-10 10:03 pm (UTC)
Let's call your left leg Christmas and your right leg New Years. Wanna meet between the holidays?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by you again?

Nice dress. It'll look good crumpled up in a ball next to my bed in the morning

That shirt is very becoming on you. But I'd be cumming on you too if I was on you

approach the other person with a drink. dip fingers in drink, touch their shirt "whatdoya say we get out of these wet clothes?"

Mind if I treat you like a screen door and bang you all night long?

Do you sleep on your front or back? Can I sleep on your front?
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-02-11 07:28 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha, those are AWESOME!!!
So perverted and perfect! :P Thanks for sharing.
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