||[Feb. 6th, 2006|07:16 am]
...and awesome pickup lines!! I've been compiling a list of them. So far I have these:
"I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"Hey baby, let's share a common front."
"Wanna play D&D? I'm the only ruggedly handsome half-elf who can do a flank attack all by himself ;)"
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
"How many licks does it take to get to your creamy center? Just one, but I won't stop there ;)"
"I haven't been feeling myself lately. Maybe I'm you?"
"I think it's time you had an oil change. Mind if I check your fluids?"
"TO THE ORGASMOBILE--my BUICK CENTURY!!" (haha, not really a pickup line but you just know it had to go in here)
"You're beautiful baby and so am I, so you know, we have a lot in common so..."
"I wanna massage your faaaace..."
"Is your wife into photography? Candid photography??"
"Darn, this jacket doesn't fit. Mind if I try you on for size?"
"Wanna ride on my magic bus?"
(Ok ok, so I only made a couple of these myself. The rest have been...borrowed from and/or expanded on from various sources/people. And yes, I'm a sick sick dork who's obviously into other sick sick dorks.)
Any awesome pickup lines you wish to share?