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I need help losing my virginity. [Mar. 7th, 2006|07:58 pm]
Amanda
I now present my impression of classic Myspace angst:
1)I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER, and I'm pregnant. ANYBODY WANNA FUCK ME?
2)I admit I sucked his dick last night--I GOT ARRESTED. FUCK YOU BITCH.........AND I HOPE YOU READ THIS (I'm bisexual).
3)BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY: I lost my virginity last night and I think I'm pregnant. I'm getting married!
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Ahh, yes. You knew I just had to :)



It's pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:

* have someone fall in love with you
* find a $20 bill on the ground
* make-out with the person you like
* your best friend will get you a really nice gift
* get a gf-bf
* get an A on all your tests
* get 10 new friends
I need help losing my virginity

BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles.....

"IM IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTER"
"IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER"
"ANYBODY WANNA FUCK ME?"
"FUCK YOU BITCH.........AND I HOPE YOU READ THIS"
"I admit I sucked his dick last night"
"I need help losing my virginity"
"BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"My girl is pregnant"
"I'm pregnant"
"I lost my virginity last night and I think I'm pregnant"
"I'm bisexual"
"I'm getting married"
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: glacier_kitty
2006-03-07 08:00 pm (UTC)
*is scared*
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[User Picture]From: minuet1965
2006-03-07 08:13 pm (UTC)
Hey,

I hate myspace...
try tagworld

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[User Picture]From: xalolo
2006-03-07 08:25 pm (UTC)
o_O
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-03-16 09:04 am (UTC)
Haha...yes!!
#1 is my ultimate favorite. If I still had MSN, I'd use it as my screen name ;)
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[User Picture]From: raven_star
2006-03-08 01:01 am (UTC)
lol.. i've only just started on my space. It seems totally insane. I have no idea what I am doing.
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[User Picture]From: minuetcat
2006-03-08 05:38 am (UTC)
lol, quite all right hun. It's a great way to get a laugh on a lonely night...all the attention-seeking drama queens/sluts/exhibitionists are extremely hilarious.
And, it's also a great way to keep in touch with friends who don't have LJ :)
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[User Picture]From: rewhite
2006-03-08 05:58 am (UTC)
They got the time wrong on some of those things. 212!!!
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