|Why does the Easter Bunny hide her eggs?
||[Apr. 16th, 2006|07:58 am]
...Cause she doesn't want you to know she's been having sex with a chicken!
Stupid metabolism! I don't want to be forced to eat yummy easter foods out of neccessity! I want to eat them because they're yummy easter foods! Please be yummy easter foods, not neccessity...NOOOOO what are you doing with that knife?!! *dies* lol.
In conclusion...my metabolism needs to be bitchslapped into submission. It could be fun for the whole family! We should have a game show called "Slow Down Amanda's Metabolism--with PRIZES!".
Which brings me to...
HAPPY EASTER to those who celebrate it. If you don't, you still must have a good day (I command you!). Take advantage of the fabulously-on-sale candy. You know, go find a meltable rabbit to eat. It's MELTABLE!
I feel silly for liking a Christian holiday that also throws away the lives of pet chicks and rabbits. Never have pets without thoroughly researching their care BEFORE you get them! They are massacred by ignorance and spoiled kids who shouldn't have pets in the first place! They're not to squeeze, people!
But it's also the day of eating (and pastels), so that part's still good eh?