|GREAT pickup line. I'm a genius!
||[Apr. 18th, 2006|07:36 pm]
"My fertile crescent becomes self-irrigating at the mere thought of you!"
Take THAT, Mesopotamians! I SMITE thee.
Mmmmm. The seductive joys of the irrigation process...
Ok. I'm done being sick as hell now :D
Please don't kill me...