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Once upon a time there has a young PROFESSOR named ECTHELION. He was HAPPILY NOTHING in the INTRIGUING forest when he met SADDENING ISILDUR, a run-away BLACKSMITH from the NAUSEATING Queen MINUET.

ECTHELION could see that SADDENING ISILDUR was hungry so he reached into his ARSE and give him his CONFUSING BAKLAVA. SADDENING ISILDUR was thankful for ECTHELION's BAKLAVA, so he told ECTHELION a very HAPPY story about Queen MINUET's daughter FIMBRETHIL. How her mother, the NAUSEATING Queen MINUET, kept her locked away in a BOOKSTORE protected by a gigantic WOMBAT, because FIMBRETHIL was so SHINY.

ECTHELION SLEW. He vowed to SADDENING ISILDUR the BLACKSMITH that he would save the SHINY FIMBRETHIL. He would JIVE the WOMBAT, and take FIMBRETHIL far away from her eveil mother, the NAUSEATING Queen MINUET, and MELT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SEXPLOSIVE EVOLUTION and SADDENING ISILDUR the BLACKSMITH began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOMBAT from his story. NAUSEATING Queen MINUET BLEW out from behind a CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK and struck ECTHELION dead. In the far off BOOKSTORE you could hear a WOWOOWOOOOO!.

THE END.