|Cookie Monster has been BRAINWASHED!!
||[Aug. 8th, 2006|10:59 pm]
You know how Cookie Monster is now telling kids, "A cookie is a sometimes snack!" and all such related scariness? Well, I think he's being forced to say it. Would the REAL Cookie Monster ever possess such abominable opinions? He loves cookies too much to let them go. And now, I know why (dundun DUUN!):|
Worshippers of the Unbearable Atkins Religion have kidnapped Cookie Monster, taken him to their lair, and BRAINWASHED him!!
It's all a top-secret plot to destroy the world's precious cookie deposits entirely. Next they'll replace all bakeries' flour supplies with ground celery. I know what they're plotting, and Cookie Monster was the last straw. We must save him! Who's with me??
(I'm feeling better, as you can tell. Now I'm off to watch Moulin Rouge with my Ari and eat COOKIES!).