GIRL AT STATION: Hey Ari, today is Christina Aguilera day, because it's her birthday! So today we're only playing Christina Aguilera's music.
ARI: Well in that case, I'm not going to play any music today.
GIRL AT STATION: *is about to object, when suddenly all the power shuts off*
Ari waited quite a while for it to come on, then called maitenance. They informed him that the buildings without power would not have power for the rest of the day. And since the radio station has no generator hooked up to it, it meant that WKNJ would be off the air for the rest of the day as well.
Hence: THANK YOU, GOD!!!! YOU SAVED US ALL FROM THE TERRORS OF CHRISTINA AGUILERA!