|More funnies from my calendar, cause it's President's Day and I've spent it writing essays...
||[Feb. 18th, 2008|10:22 pm]
VINTAGE PARTY DRESS FEELS LIKE SATAN
--on an EBay auction for a satin dress
Family Feud host Ray Coombs: A food that makes noise when you eat it.
Contestant: Really loud hamburger.
"If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool....The first thing I would do is redecorate [the White House]. It doesn't look very cozy.
--singer/actress Jennifer Lopez
Suspicious Activity: Caller reported a red squirrel outside her window acting strangely.
Suspicious Activity: Caller reported that there was a man in a wheelchair holding a beer on the intersection of 8th and Main.
--in the local crime reports column of the Minneapolis (Minnesota) Star Tribune